More from my Mother on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" about the Azores

“People in Furnas - you don’t fuck with them!
…I could’ve taken him to [our cousins’] and he could’ve picked a chicken and they’d kill it and cook it and he could drink homemade banana moonshine…
He’s fucked!  I’m telling you - he’ll have intestinal troubles for the rest of his life now.  Because that’s what they do - those witches in Furnas!”