We plan to close the night with our reality TV series called, Stoop Hunters, where we drunkenly bring home crap people are giving away and present it to our wives in the morning. The thoughtfulness always goes over well.

Closing line from an email invite to celebrate my friend’s birthday. He lives in Park Slope. 

He is, in fact, a model husband, and it gives me hope that I too will be able to prank my future wife.